"Have you noticed that America's on fire?" - contemporary protest song lyrics

“Clinton Got a Blowjob”
Written and performed by Eric Schwartz

George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction
Clinton got a blowjob
So there was deception added to the suction, but
Clinton got a blowjob

Now what’s worse, starting a war
Or keeping your cohebas in a human humidor
But who got impeached? And what for?
Oh right: Clinton got a blowjob

George Bush vacationed while New Orleans drowned
Clinton got a blowjob
He sat in a classroom with the towers falling down
Clinton got a blowjob

He fucked up FEMA, which fucked up Katryna
Not to mention the Conventions of Geneva
With 23 civilians murdered in Hadeatha
Clinton got a blowjob

Now how can a man without a brain
Cause a nation so much pain
Cause the world to feel such hate
For these so-called United States

And how could the Congress help but act
In the fact of every fact
I have presented here
The comparison couldn’t be more clear

George Bush authorized leaks of classified information
Clinton got a blowjob
To make the case for attacking a sovereign nation
Clinton got a blowjob

Well, they couldn’t shoot him, so they had to shame him
But if you know a single honest politician, name him
And you’ve seen Hillary: can you blame him?
Clinton got a blowjob

I mean, I’m sorry, Hillary; we all gotta take one for the team

George Bush funds sex ed that says that condoms don’t work
Clinton got a blowjob
If they didn’t, both your daughters would be pregnant, you jerk
Clinton got a blowjob

So Bush lied about his bust for driving drunk
Clinton’s biggest crime was having spunk
And for choosing a statue less than statuesque
And hiding her under the Oval Office desk

What else, George, what else have you got?
Stem cell research, abstinence, what else have you lied about?
Global warming, missile defense, going AWOL from the National Guard,
Find some more, everyone, it’s not that hard
Jack Abramoff, Valerie Plame, Al-Qaeda’s links to Saddam Hussein,
Abu Ghraib, Kenny Lay, our record deficit today
Wire-tapping, info-leaking, waterboarding, power-hoarding
Rights-destroying, Christ-deploring, load of scat in a Stetson hat

I’ll do my part, I’ll play the pawn
If that’s what it takes to get you gone
I’m on my knees, George, bring it on!
Here’s your fuckin’ blowjob